Why would anyone ever create a blog?

To full the internet with useless information and so slow it down so that it spends so much time processing information that it doesn't have time to evolve it's own independant intelligence and kill us all. That's what this site is all about. Saving the world.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Back on the wagon

Ah, blogging, a past time that passes time. Throwing words into the web and letting them get stuck there for all eternity. Giving the voiceless a voice and the faceless a face. Except for the voiceless and faceless people that can't afford the internet. Money, money, money.

Tonight I play poker. A R50 buy in. Perhaps I can earn enough money to get me drunk this weekend.

2 comments:

Ilan Pillemer said...

Well... more... nu....

Mr Memetic said...

Drinking is for pussies. Sniff industrial glue, it's cheaper and will end the misery much quicker.

Personally, my poison of choice is Chivas Regal. And no, that's not drinking, even if you earn a decent salary, it's something you sip.

Small, but important difference.

But nevermind my vices - take my advice on the industrial solvents.

All the famous playwrights did it. William Shakespeare was hooked on phonics...